arterialsquid

Hopefully my followers will make the migration, hope to see you guys on the other side! I will continue to follow all the people I already do, because you people are amazing and I fucking love you.

Gabs is this you

is this you

(Source: thought-crimes)

elasticitymudflap:

vintage-aerith:

okay i had to reblog this because i actually CACKLED at it for like ten seconds

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

i can’t

(Source: hyliankalmo)

i can’t this is too beautiful holy jesus LOOKS LIKE KOLYAT INSTANT REBLOG 

(Source: nsfw-stunts)

Bioware’s official statement for the question ‘will our questions be answered with a DLC?’

“No. BioWare strongly believes in the team’s artistic vision for the end of this arc of the Mass Effect franchise. The extended cut DLC will expand on the existing endings, but no further ending DLC is planned.”

Artistic vision?! Are you fucking kidding me? This isn’t your final project for a college art class you stupid fucking hipsters, this is a franchise with millions of followers who are extremely passionate about what you make.

Excuse me while I scream and cry and roll around on the floor until I’m a vomiting mess.

Dear BioWare, do you know what narrative coherence is? Narrative coherence is exactly what it sounds like: It’s a linkage that occurs between the events of a narrative. However, when you don’t understand something that’s being explained to you, you can take either side. Story or Cohesion. 

For example, I didn’t really understand why Legion needed to sacrifice himself for the Geth or whatever. But I was so enveloped with the emotional aspect of the story arch that I didn’t really care. I decided to side with the narrative. 

When Mordin sacrificed himself to cure the Genophage, I didn’t understand this either because their were so many other things that could have been done to prevent his death. I sided with coherence because I knew it was important to the first, second, and third game. 

But what do the endings do? They take an entirely new triagonist (Starchild/Hologramkid McAsschild) and make Shepard the Catalyst. This takes away all of Shepard’s credibility as a hero. Starchild lets us choose, when Starchild should have never existed in the first place. To add insult to injury, you can’t talk with Starchild, and emptying six hundred rounds of thermal clips in the little bastard’s face serves no purpose besides decent fictional stress relief. So many questions are left unanswered that the most important part of of it all, narrative coherence, is completely lost in the confusion. 

What happens to the geth and quarians and all the people who have biotic implants if I choose destroy?What happens to Earth if I destroy the Mass Relays? How would a geth be turned partially organic with synthesis? What happens to Garrus? What happens to Tali? What happens to Blasto? These are questions I cannot answer with narrative coherence because they are not explained to me at all. There is no wiggle room for interpretation because there is nothing to interpret. 

The endings to me equals: Come one, come all! Pick your favourite colour (red/blue/green) and watch shit explode in that hue!

The list goes on. And on. And on. And on. So many questions are left unanswered, and will forever be left unanswered. I have a feeling that Bioware was rushed for time. Bioware, I don’t care if it took twenty years for Mass Effect Three to come out, look at the gap between the StarCraft games for fucks sakes. I wanted the ending to be absolutely perfect. But you know what I got? A mouth full of piss, and I’m no Bear Grylls. 

/end rant.

leiahawke:

armumine:

nashthevampyre:

I believe Drell music sounds like this. 

great, now i’m picturing dirty dancing with thane / consumed with lust

I HAVE TO WRITE FANFICTION ABOUT THIS BEAUTIFUL SONG.

I don’t see dirty dancing, like Purgatory club dirty, though.

I see a soulful, heated dance. And that, my friends, needs fanfiction or, if I was better at art, a fucking comic.

Check out ‘Kecharitomene’ by Loreena McKennitt, I always imagine a very heated, intense dance when listening to it. 

somethingnotworthwhile:

and now I won-

-der

“Operative Lawson, is this how one ‘crunks’?”

(Source: taylorvasnormandy)

cor7ana:

WHY WAS THERE SO LITTLE DIRTY DANCING WITH YOUR LI?

Sheploo and Ash should have gotten down. WHERE TEH FUCK ARE THE FLUX THROWBACKS?

That awesome moment when you’re eating pudding come across this gif and you choke on your pudding and almost spray it all over your fucking laptop screen but the mess of congealed pudding in your nostrils was worth it.

LMFAO Shep is like ‘LOOK AT ALL THE FUCKS I GIVE AS I AWKWARDLY RIVER DANCE IN FRONT OF THIS HOT BITCH.’

(Source: realdomdom)

goddessofcheese:

yukidama:

surelyforth-vakarian:

havissard:

middlemarching:

Garrus: Raise your hand if you haven’t been killed before.
Shepard: Touche. 

Sniper rifle buddies causing a public disturbance atop the Presidium. (Don’t be jealous, Kaidan.)

Oh dear. Man. I would love to be bros with Garrus.

LOLLLLLLL 

ashasdahskjdafsageaddw GARRUS.

Whether they’re just friends or lovers or whatever, I think Garrus/Shepard is my defining ship for the entire series, and here’s an example why. The universe is falling down around their heads, but they’re so comfortable around each other that they can just joke, just for a little bit, and forget what’s going on around them. Without each other, I think they’d be wildly different people, and lesser for it.

^THIS.

Garrus was trying to find himself as a person in Mass Effect 2 (in my opinion), and in the third game he’s grown even more comfortable with Commander Shepard and their relationship is so touching whether he’s your love interest or not. Garrus will always be one of my favourites just for his cute quirks and personality.

19. All of the pets I’ve ever had.

Oh man, there have been so many! A few cats and some dogs.

20. Favorite flavor of ice cream.

Espresso Flake

21. The one place I want to be right now.

The Citadel

22. The meanest thing anyone has ever said to me.

“I will never love you.”

I literally died on the inside. It wasn’t really mean? But it was soul crushing. 

23. Where I have lived before.

In a smelly town that I hated ugh never want to go back

24. I’ll love you if…

You can accept me for who I am

25. What are my future plans?

I really want to travel around!

26. An internal conflict I have with myself.

Dear me, 

I think maybe you need to talk to someone. Tell someone that you feel like everything that’s ever been smothered. Every bird that’s ever been shoved back into the nest because it wasn’t ready to fly. I think you know that I never clipped your wings or tied stones to your feathers. I think you know that the only thing keeping you from flying is your eyes. Your eyes that make your wings look too small to hold you up. Your eyes that make the sky look bigger than it really is. Your eyes that make the distance you might fall that of a universe. I wish you would look again.

(Basically I’m my own worst enemy.)

27. What I’m doing tomorrow.

Rhymes with ‘Crass Defect Tree’

28. What I want to be when I get older.

I have no clue

29. Most embarassing moment.

Sometimes I leave snail trails on leather chairs and it’s horrifyingly embarrassing unless I can somehow wipe off the trail with my buttcheeks as I get up.

poison-ninja:

GPOY TO ALL THANE FANS

OMG YES

gpoy ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY

(Source: pessimisticowl)

onthe-spot:

quadruplator:

1. Sexual preference.

2. What I’m really bad at.

3. The one person whose arms I’d like to be in.

4. My best first date.

5. A description of my self-esteem.

6. Who my best friends are.

7. My favorite book.

8. Biggest turn-offs.

9. A description of my best friend.

10. My favorite animal.

11. Someone I miss.

12. The reason behind my last breakup.

13. What I did yesterday.

14. What my greatest achievement is.

15. A description of the person I dislike most.

16. My 5 favorite songs right now.

17. How my last kiss went down.

18. What I find attractive in the preferred sex.

19. All of the pets I’ve ever had.

20. Favorite flavor of ice cream.

21. The one place I want to be right now.

22. The meanest thing anyone has ever said to me.

23. Where I have lived before.

24. I’ll love you if…

25. What are my future plans?

26. An internal conflict I have with myself.

27. What I’m doing tomorrow.

28. What I want to be when I get older.

29. Most embarrassing moment.

30. Two of my insecurities.

31. What I would do if I won the lottery.

32. A description of the boy or girl I like.

33. What I love most about myself.

34. My biggest pet peeves.

35. What bands I’ve seen live.

36. How many kids I want in the future.

37. My idea of a perfect date.

38. What I’m really good at.

39. Most traumatic experience.

40. Where I would like to live.

41. The nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me.

42. Do I like where I am now?

43. My relationship with my sibling(s).

44. All the pets I’ve ever had.

45. What I can hear right now.

46. My biggest worry currently.

47. Something I’ve wished for repeatedly.

48. My relationship with my parents.

49. Something I should have said a long time ago.

50. What my last text message says.

51. What I hate most about myself.

52. Biggest turn-ons.

53. What words upset me the most.

54. What I hate/hated the most about school.

lolol

ask me stuff, my mom forced me off the TV so I have noting better to do whilst I wait to go play ME3 again.

afternoonsnoozebutton:

It’s only a flesh wound.

underhuntressmoon:

thefrogman:

[Lactofree Hedgehogs]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(Source: steveholtvstheuniverse)

devidementia:

gwynsfirstborn:

askgwyndolin:

gwynsfirstborn:

May I ask for the hat?

In Lost Izalith?

I will brave the fiery landscape for this very object.

>telling Solaire to look for a sunlight maggot in Lost Izalith